Everyone you disagree with is a foreign actor. Someone doesn’t like cheese on their hamburger? They’re Russian. Someone wants the toilet paper on the underside? Actually a Chinese propaganda shill.
The ones you agree with? 100% American, as natural born as Fox News and CNN.
Someone wants the toilet paper on the underside? Actually a Chinese propaganda shill.
Okay, but like, that one’s real, okay? I don’t want a person in my country if they’re going to hang the toilet paper the wrong way. That’s disgusting and dangerous, you know? Someone could get hurt.
Everyone you disagree with is a foreign actor. Someone doesn’t like cheese on their hamburger? They’re Russian. Someone wants the toilet paper on the underside? Actually a Chinese propaganda shill.
The ones you agree with? 100% American, as natural born as Fox News and CNN.
Okay, but like, that one’s real, okay? I don’t want a person in my country if they’re going to hang the toilet paper the wrong way. That’s disgusting and dangerous, you know? Someone could get hurt.