[object Object] (@[email protected])
mas.to
why not embrace fashtech! they’ve got: - terrible Fisher-Price CSS - the most toxic part of the Wayland ecosystem, and that’s saying something - the worst part of the X11 ecosystem, and that’s saying something - suckless tools and they all fucking suck - corporate control over the packages you wrote, for your own protection - distributed functional programming that doesn’t function or distribute

(adapted from a series of mastodon posts that somewhat blew up, so the format’s going to be weird)

why not embrace fashtech! they’ve got:

  • terrible Fisher-Price CSS
  • the most toxic part of the Wayland ecosystem, and that’s saying something
  • the worst part of the X11 ecosystem, and that’s saying something
  • suckless tools and they all fucking suck
  • corporate control over the packages you wrote, for your own protection
  • distributed functional programming that doesn’t function or distribute
  • a non-working web browser moving to a proprietary language that only supports macs, which appears to exist purely to divert funding away from Servo (for anyone posting to tell me Swift technically isn’t proprietary, here’s how that’s going)
  • a working chromium fork whose only business purpose is to push slop extruders and a scam cryptocurrency
  • a web browser which runs single-process so that if a single website freezes or crashes then the entire session freezes or crashes (credit: 2something)
  • “diverse sponsorship” but it’s all MilTech companies; you’re surrounded by a rich market! of drone and other murder manufacturers (credit: @[email protected])
  • slop extruders
  • cryptocurrencies

if you’re puzzled by the above vaguepost, I’ve written a little answer key:

answer key and further discussion, in order of urgency

the package repositories currently being taken over are RubyGems and NixOS’ nixpkgs. it’s quite well known that DHH, a Shopify board member, is behind the corporate takeover of RubyGems. he’s also coordinating openly on Twitter with the defense contractor Anduril and other actors to ensure that nixpkgs meets an even worse fate. this is the culmination of a long project to make Nix fascist.

DHH and the fascists taking over Nix being in league might seem too convenient to be true, so here’s some links. these are just analysis, but if you click through to Twitter you’re going to get hit in the face with bare bigotry so fair warning:

https://fedi.slightly.tech/@joepie91/statuses/01K6AHA0BNBBX616JGDJHYET36

https://fedi.slightly.tech/@joepie91/statuses/01K6E3G2Z19M82BWRB3SPADHP9

https://mstdn.games/@KFears/115286316219357517

the tactics the fascists used to take over nixpkgs and RubyGems are old, and they worked. now that they know their tactics work, they’ll be coming for other projects.

also publicly coordinating with DHH on Twitter are the guy who started Tailwind (terrible Fisher-Price CSS) Adam Wathan and the leader of the Ladybird web browser Andreas Kling; both are actively brainstorming with DHH ways to make their projects more hostile to non-fascists. while the Tailwind guy turning fash might be surprising, Andreas has a bunch of fash shit on his Twitter and a history.

now’s maybe the time to stop advocating for that unserious non-working web browser

the fash papertrail for Ladybird really shouldn’t have to go much farther than them receiving money from fascists in a group that included other fascists but here’s more anyway:

https://possum.city/notes/a504c0e7vwdj000h

I legitimately do not know how this shitty browser got so popular on fedi, but Andreas controls it so tightly he pretty much single-handedly switched all future development to Swift over his own community’s objections

anyway, hyprland is the most toxic part of Wayland. no I won’t dig up links, type “hyprland toxic” into a search engine of your choice. other parts of Wayland fucking suck too.

but speaking of fucking sucking, XLibre is a fash X server that also barely works, because the point of fash tech isn’t that it works, the point is that it’s metaphorically and sometimes literally a weapon. see also the defense contractor currently taking over Nix, but see also the OG fash language, Urbit, the worst functional programming language I’ve ever known

Urbit is fractally wrong; every part of it that claims to be original isn’t, every time it claims to be distributed it’s a lie, and when it claims to work it’s almost definitely broken, though you wouldn’t know cause it was written by an asshole trying to convert Hacker News types to neoreaction and it worked

ask me about Urbit, I have so many notes

the Chromium fork is Brave, a browser by an asshole that claims to be privacy-focused but which is there to push LLMs and cryptocurrencies

the single-process browser is PaleMoon, whose developers seem like real pieces of work

please “enjoy” the suckless developers doing a torchlight hike in coordination with the nazi Unite the Right rally. one of their core devs says this was just a coincidence! two of the links are that same guy ranting about fucking cultural marxism!

https://tilde.team/~ben/suckmore/

there’s more but if you don’t see it from this, you don’t give a fuck about fascism, you’re here to do evangelism

deep breath

LLMs are slop extruders made by fascists that further fascist goals [citation not needed]

if you scratch a guy who’s really into cryptocurrencies, you find a guy who’s really into turning the world into a Bitcoin Citadel, a neoreactionary form where anyone who isn’t cryptowealthy is a slave: https://decrypt.co/84125/the-bizarre-rise-of-the-bitcoin-citadel

got a favorite I didn’t list? comment with your receipts!