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ramble81@lemmy.zip to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Why do you use what I gave you?!

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ramble81@lemmy.zip to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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    I hate that we are in a timeline that I can’t be absolutely sure that this is satire anymore.

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      It is satire

      https://www.linkedin.com/posts/alex-dick-19844012_i-thought-i-was-being-generous-i-gave-staff-activity-7378685544299532288-i-dr

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        Sure is! The last photo is hilarious actually

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        i am never happy. not my thing.

        me irl

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      It absolutely is. This was his next post

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        LMAO! Taking notes from Lyndon Johnson I see! (For those not in the know, the US President would call people into the Oval Office crapper and talk to them while taking a dump.)

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          I love that there was a person who really did this, and of course they were also president of the United States.

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          I used to do that with a professor at the urinals. Somehow, with all of our conversations, it just made the flow better.

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            You used to shit in the urinal? That is a power move.

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        Humanity is not yet lost 🙏

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      I’m reasonably sure it’s not?

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        I had a manager that said these things. These people are ghouls.

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        A show of vision only a Super CEO can have

        That almost brings it over the line, but no, I think it’s serious. Only a heroic CEO could have the vision to give people time off. It’s nothing like what unions have been clamoring to do for over a century.

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          It definitely brings it over the line, and it’s absolutely satire.

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