• HorreC@lemmy.world
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    small dicked pick me energy here. Where were his parents, this child needed a hug and got so much ‘tough love’ that they would shoot themselves just to be seen.

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    When the teen apparently vanished, his mother told police that she received a text from him which alleged that four Hispanic men had shot him before bundling him into a white van and driving away.

    Why would these fictional men want him? There’s nothing more useless than a MAGA.

  • TooManyFoods@lemmy.world
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    I remember the guy who said antifa stabbed him for having a “Nazi haircut” and it turned out he stabbed himself. Then there was the woman who carved a backwards B in her own face, saying it was crazed Obama supporters. Both ended up admitting they did it to themselves.

    • inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world
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      It’s worse than I remembered. She did it as some sort of October Suprise election hoax.

      In October 2008, Ashley Todd, a volunteer for the U.S. presidential campaign of Republican John McCain,[1] falsely claimed to have been the victim of robbery and politically motivated physical assault by a supporter of McCain’s Democratic opponent Barack Obama.[2] The story broke less than two weeks before the 2008 United States presidential election on November 4. Todd later confessed to inventing the story after surveillance photos and a polygraph test were presented.

      White christian republicans so desperately want to be oppressed.

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    As soon as I saw this start spreading around with the story about Hispanic men throwing him into a van I assumed it was bullshit.