A man was married to a woman named Wendy, and he loved her so much he had her name tattooed on his penis. When it was erect, it showed her whole name, but when it was flaccid, it just showed “WY.” One day the man was urinating in a urinal in a public restroom at an airport and a Black man with dreads comes in and starts pissing in the urinal next to him. He chances to glance over and sees that the Black man’s dick has a “WY” on it as well. So, he says to the man, “Oh, is your wife named Wendy too?” The man looks down at his own junk, then laughs and says in a thick Jamaican accent, “Oh, no mon, it say ‘Welcome to Jamaica, hope ya be havin’ a lovely holiday.’”
Here’s a fun joke I heard once:
A man was married to a woman named Wendy, and he loved her so much he had her name tattooed on his penis. When it was erect, it showed her whole name, but when it was flaccid, it just showed “WY.” One day the man was urinating in a urinal in a public restroom at an airport and a Black man with dreads comes in and starts pissing in the urinal next to him. He chances to glance over and sees that the Black man’s dick has a “WY” on it as well. So, he says to the man, “Oh, is your wife named Wendy too?” The man looks down at his own junk, then laughs and says in a thick Jamaican accent, “Oh, no mon, it say ‘Welcome to Jamaica, hope ya be havin’ a lovely holiday.’”
Yeah, my dad used to tell that one back in the 80s. Not sure it aged well 😅😝