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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 days ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 days ago
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    As a kid, I once read - though I don’t remember where - that the most popular guy at the nudist colony was the one who could carry twelve donuts and two coffees.

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      Ooh did he have one of those coffee carrier things? I can see why he was popular, they’re ever so useful.

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        Nice.

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      I can carry a baker’s dozen and about six coffees, but I start to spill a little when there’s that much in me. Stacking boxes is an art.

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      On the other hand, people who eat that many donuts aren’t very popular at the nudist colony.

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        Perhaps he works off the extra calories by constantly carrying around the excess.

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          “Hot coffee and a donut sir?”

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