herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoMicrosoft doing shady Microsoft stuff againlemmy.mlimagemessage-square219fedilinkarrow-up11.47Karrow-down120cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squareilinamorato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up91arrow-down1·2 months agoThey don’t even need to go that far. Windows has so many problems all the time, they just have to pick one and attribute this response to it.
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months agoWhy stop at just one? Someday soon I’m sure they’ll gleefully tell you that Windows couldn’t format your USB thumb drive, so they reset your browser.
minus-squareilinamorato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 months ago“Oops, couldn’t find that file! Better reset your browser. Actually I’ll just go ahead and turn Windows Recall back on, too. Better get your OneDrive trial started also, I know you wanted that…”
minus-squarepewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agomake sure to encrypt your drive so only we can spy on you, not scary people who steal your computer!
They don’t even need to go that far. Windows has so many problems all the time, they just have to pick one and attribute this response to it.
Why stop at just one? Someday soon I’m sure they’ll gleefully tell you that Windows couldn’t format your USB thumb drive, so they reset your browser.
“Oops, couldn’t find that file! Better reset your browser. Actually I’ll just go ahead and turn Windows Recall back on, too. Better get your OneDrive trial started also, I know you wanted that…”
make sure to encrypt your drive so only we can spy on you, not scary people who steal your computer!