• Patches@ttrpg.network
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    Can show you the secrets of the universe using a DMT Pen and…

    Anyone else get “Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone.” vibes.

  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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    “Let’s see how close I can get the lasers to my eyes without going blind…”

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      What do you mean? You can’t source mimosa root in bulk locally? Lol! Clearly not ready to start your own cult. SMH my head

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    "Could you see the day? Could you feel your whole world fall apart and fade away?

    Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne Get along, Kid Charlemagne"

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    7 hours ago

    In our lanoratory I remember an warning sign:

    Do not look at the laser with the remaining eye !!

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    Well, a friend of mine took acid with a TV in the room, and it enabled him to see what was behind the signal, between the scanlines, on the other side of the picture. He then saw the message that held the secret to unlocking the truth of the universe.

    It said: LSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSD

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    Ah, from the picture I thought he would teach us how to read barcodes (which do underpin human reality), but it’s just some boring simulation stuff.