• makeshiftreaper@lemmy.worldEnglish
    75·
    2 days ago

    [Logic - Easy, 8] - Is this how gay people make other people gay?

    Failure.

    Logic: You always thought being gay might be natural, now it’s become crystal clear to you: the gays are spreading their agenda and you’ve played right into their hands

    Suggestion: You enjoy spreading things, maybe we should start spreading the gay agenda too

    Thought gained: The homosexual agenda

    • Zozano@aussie.zoneEnglish
      7·
      2 days ago

      [Inland Empire - Easy, 7]

      You feel something stir inside you. A rainbow. A parade. A marching band of men in mesh shirts and glittered jeans, calling you to join them.

      Failure.

      Inland Empire: You resist the call, but deep down you know… The bullet has already pierced your heart, detective. You’re gay now. There’s no turning back.

      Volition: Nonsense. You are still you. This is nothing but a joke written on a wall. Unless… unless you liked reading it?

      Thought gained: The Gay Agenda, Part II (Now Personal)

      You thought it was their plan. But maybe… maybe it’s yours now.

    • Zozano@aussie.zoneEnglish
      14·
      2 days ago

      [Rhetoric - Easy, 7]

      Detective, perhaps the gays are not spreading an agenda… perhaps the agenda was inside you all along.

      Failure.

      Rhetoric: No, no, you’ve seen the pamphlets. Rainbow-colored, neatly folded, like tiny propaganda bullets. This is clearly a coordinated operation.

      [Suggestion - Trivial, 4]

      Just let it happen. Call Kim handsome. See what happens.

      Success.

      Suggestion: It’s the natural next step in the investigation. Professional. Efficient. Possibly romantic.

      “Word around the precinct is you’ve got a fat cock?”

      Kim: “Yes… I do…”

      “I’ve got a fat cock too, Maybe we should rub our fat cocks together sometime”