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    In related news, doctors were amazed they kept pulling books and scrolls from the body, placed there by the bullets.

    “It’s amazing” said the orange as quoted by the wsj, “apparently books like this can kill. I’m sure he could have survived the wound without the additional poisoning.”

    In response to this, reaction forces were posed to raid the libraries of all elementary schools within the washington dc area