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minus-squareTheFunkyMonk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·1 day ago We’ve looked at how our teams work best, and the data is clear: when people work together in person more often, they thrive — they are more energized, empowered, and they deliver stronger results. Would be interested in seeing that data.
minus-squarevala@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-217 minutes agodata = vibes Translation: when there is no one to harass we can’t look busy. Better translation: we are just lonely and used to being able to pay people to be our friends.
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-216 minutes agoWell you see, it’s ✨magical✨ data that only executives can interpret. Us lowly employees ungrateful peons just wouldn’t understand it.
minus-squarezod000@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 hours agoThey must be really special. I bet the next thing they’ll do with this power is create a new religion in Utah.
minus-squareNotJohnSmith@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 hours agoIt’s a little like my council saying "research shows you’ll recycle more if we collect your rubbish bins only once in 3 weeks. Wtf, no way the data shows that
Would be interested in seeing that data.
data = vibes
Translation: when there is no one to harass we can’t look busy.
Better translation: we are just lonely and used to being able to pay people to be our friends.
Well you see, it’s ✨magical✨ data that only executives can interpret. Us
lowly employeesungrateful peons just wouldn’t understand it.They must be really special. I bet the next thing they’ll do with this power is create a new religion in Utah.
It’s a little like my council saying "research shows you’ll recycle more if we collect your rubbish bins only once in 3 weeks.
Wtf, no way the data shows that