Tbh, not even being “native-born” may cut it anymore.

Have you ever had gay sex?

Alligator Auschwitz for you.

Have you ever had extramarital sex?

Alligator Auswitz for you.

Have you ever heard of an abortion and didn’t report immideately?

You may self-deport within 15 days. If not, Guatemalan prison for you.

Has your child ever gotten a vaccine?

3 years building the local Bureau of Corrections’ profits for you.

And for the worst transgressors of all:

Have you ever voted blue after 2008?

Expect an ICE raid. Survivors may or may not exist.