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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago

There Goes The Poop Knife Legacy

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There Goes The Poop Knife Legacy

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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/52491590

  • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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    fun fact: European toilet pipes have a much larger diameter, therefore they can use a poop sword.

    • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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      I believe they call it a 'shite saber '.

    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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      Just install a poop blender. My gosh, it’s not the 90s anymore 🙄

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        Had one in a house I rented in the UK, don’t recommend, when they break they are not fun to inspect.

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          Was it the ShitStorm 4000? I heard their drive shaft was too weak. Better go for the bigger model.

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      If you need one though, you may want to reconsider your diet.

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      There’s been definitely more than 3 times in my life where I needed one.

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