• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Republicans: “Joe Biden is literally dead and has been replaced by a clone”

    Billionaire-Owned Mass Media: “Is Joe Biden a zombie clone? We spend six weeks asking the question over and over again in man-on-the-street interviews”

    Democrats: “I can’t wait till a Republican is President so they get the same treatment”

    Billionaire-Owned Mass Media: “Trump says he’s the healthiest any man has ever been. We spend six weeks asking the question over and over again in man-on-the-street interviews”

    Democrats: “This is unfair”

    Also Democrats: “Please, Billionaires. We love you so much. Donate us more of your money”