Every single morning my mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast. A big bowl of sauerkraut. Every single morning. It was driving me crazy. I said to my mom, I said “Hey, mom, what’s with all the sauerkraut?” And my dear, sweet mother she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train and she leaned right down next to me and she said “IT’S GOOD FOR YOU” and then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old.
Who the fuck hates Sauerkraut?
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Every single morning my mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast. A big bowl of sauerkraut. Every single morning. It was driving me crazy. I said to my mom, I said “Hey, mom, what’s with all the sauerkraut?” And my dear, sweet mother she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train and she leaned right down next to me and she said “IT’S GOOD FOR YOU” and then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old.
That is a joke, right?
These are lyrics from Weird Al’s famously lengthy song Albuquerque. It’s worth a listen if you’re willing to make that kind of commitment.
We’re breaking up and I’ll never see you again. But that’s just the way things go
It’s only like 11 minutes, it ain’t that long, Alice’s restaurant is 18 minutes.
Ether way great songs to put on the aux on a long car ride to confuse everyone in the car.
Another good lengthy one is “Tosche Station” by the Gregory Brothers. Also great for star wars fans!
Albuquerque is notable because not only is it long, it’s also fast!
It’s from Albuquerque by Weird Al.
im the fuck who hates sauerkraut
my mom used to make me eat it to punish me. i can still very vividly remember what it tastes and smells like and how much i hate it
but i fucking love kimchi so much
Sauerkraut and mashed potatoes were my absolutely favorite dish as a kid.
Am German though, so…
Mhhh… yeah… with some Bratwurst or Braten… 🤤🤤🤤
One Word: Schupfnudeln
Anyone with a functioning nose, for starters.
My stomach. Every time I try it, I get stomach pain and heartburn. And it doesn’t happen with Kimchi.