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minus-squareflop_leash_973@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up47arrow-down1·7 days agoComplicated way of saying: “since I don’t masterbate as much I want to fuck her more.” That would have made for a more punchy LinkedIn headline as well.
minus-squareNo1@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-26 days agoThat makes me feel bad for both of them lol
minus-squareBigPotato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·6 days agoRight? I have to listen because I’m trying to get laid.
Complicated way of saying:
“since I don’t masterbate as much I want to fuck her more.”
That would have made for a more punchy LinkedIn headline as well.
That makes me feel bad for both of them lol
Right? I have to listen because I’m trying to get laid.