2am
kak kak karrrph karrpugh kak kak kak kaaaaak kbbblorp
Hairball puke pile under my bed.
I mean there’s already one there, but i can at least get to it.
No absolutely not!
The little orange Zip is already dragging socks under the bed to fight. I would never be able to get them back
Orange cat behaviour
She is a whirl-wind of terror for sure.
more like this because my cat is too dumb to find the exit:
ahh welcome to the nightmare in cleaning street
Outta sight, outta mind.
Hmm, isn’t scent one of those senses tied closely to memory and is permeable to a mattress?
Also, at OP, cleaning wouldn’t be too difficult. Lift mattress, apply vacuum hose.
Many double mattresses are super unwieldy and heavy. You try to lift them, they just end up bending from one side, super annoying. your waist also does not thank you after this process.
not my mind, sure as hell not my wife’s
Yeah, that’s what you need to hear at 2 AM.
More like: Cats at 3AM all over your face.
Is there a /c/zoomies yet? This would provide the community with content for years
@everyone in this comment section:
I was just wondering what kind of billionaire mansion people would have to live in to not use the space under their bed for storage
And neither of yous will be getting any sleep. 🙃
Good luck if your cat shits under the bed
or has kittens.
or dies.
This’ll be great for a rabbit
One of my dogs would love it too. She is a dachshund and loves hiding and burrowing.
But how hard is it to clean the inevitable fur and hairball puke?
…or worse
After having pets for the last 30 years this was my first thought… oh great, another place for them to leave me “presents” (like poop, vomit, dead mice, etc)
Exactly this.
I had the bed in OPs meme and it was great at first! My cats loved it, they zoomed through day and night. Then one day I noticed only one of the cats would enter at a time and only while I wasn’t looking. Eventually I found out one of our cats was holding politically extreme meetings under the bed which eventually resulted in an attempted coup d’etat.
Anyways, great bed. My cats run my house now and I get to sleep under the bed in a cool maze!
how did you come up with this on the spot? Psychedelics? (Serious question)
I was pooping and I had a free minute to practice comedy!
I’m 90% sure this is how the SCP Foundation was founded
Some people just have silly minds. I tirelessly endeavor to be more like them.
Seems like you’d just lift up the mattress like they did for this picture.
Lifting out a mattress to clean is a huge pain in the ass
Some beds have storage underneath. They have a lift mechanism that lifts the whole mattress. If you used one of those as a base, then cleaning gets a lot easier.
Traditional mattresses need to be rotated/flipped anyway. Also, it’s a good idea to clean under the bed occasionally.
Wait why do they need to be rotated???
Welcome to cat life.
Woah Woah
You do not need pets to vacuum out under your bed
Why would I vacuum under my bed? That’s where I shove items when I pretend like I’m cleaning the house.
Of course you don’t need pets for that. You just need a vacuum.
And a will of steel
I don’t need to lift my mattress to vacuum under the bed either
I have a bed similar to this, and it just gets a little dusty. I don’t think I’ve actually cleaned it in a decade, and at most there’s just a very faint layer of dust (I just checked) in one or two spots. What are you doing that a mostly sealed area is getting dirty?
I’m trying to teach them to hoover under the bed, but they refuse.
It sounds so easy when you say it
just keep a bunch of cardboard boxes from deliveries under the bed instead, then you can just throw them away when they get dirty
My dumbass cats would get lost down there and we’d have to let them out twice a night
the cats are gonna take up the whole bed and then you’ll be forced to sleep in the maze
Great place to store small dead animals
