• zululove@lemmy.ml
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    17 hours ago

    Luigi isn’t the killer, he is just the fall guy.

    He might be a government assassin, or a corporate assassin. We do live in an oligarchy so these billionaires control the courts.

    He appears in court wearing the same outfit as other assassins.

    This shits a movie bro.

    He isn’t going to prison. He will get a diddy prosecutor and crooked judge.

    Biggest hole in my theory? Why was he allowed to be caught.

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      1 hour ago

      This conspiracy theory is so fascinating to me because it gets more and more elaborate as time goes on. At first it was “Luigi was framed because they needed a culprit fast” now it’s this giant spy movie plot. This is nearing QAnon levels of stupidity. Why is it so hard to believe someone just got driven crazy by the sheer absurdity and cruelty of our medical system and finally snapped and shot someone? Why does it have to be this massive plot involving corporate assassins and shit? Is it just because the pictures of the suspect were grainy and at a weird angle so they don’t look exactly like other pictures of Luigi, and everything else is to explain why he was arrested and why his lawyers haven’t used this stuff in his defense?

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      17 hours ago

      he is just the fall guy

      why was he allowed to be caught?

      I think you answered you own question there. If you think that’s the biggest hole in your theory about a hired government assassin, crooked judges and a diddy prosecutor who’s arguing for the death penalty, then I don’t think you’ve thought through your theory that much.