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PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago

I wish every restaurant that sold chicken wings also sold real dodo wings.

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I wish every restaurant that sold chicken wings also sold real dodo wings.

PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • livus@kbin.social
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    Easiest way to grant that is:

    Done. No restaurants sell chicken wings.

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      OP is a monster.

      • PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyzOP
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        Yes but for unrelated reasons

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      I was thinking along a similar line, except -

      Done. Chickens are now also extinct.

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      As in, it’s now law so no one can sell chicken wings unless they can procure dodo wings?

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        Real dodo wings. A law of nature, so it can’t be broken.

        Given the normal mark-up on chicken and the fact they can still sell thighs and drumsticks, there’s no real incentive to clone dodos or similar even if people knew about the law.

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