[“Angel” by Sarah McLaughlin starts playing in the background]
[Fade in: B-Roll of sad, emaciated, juvenile guillotines doing chores in a squalid shanty town.]
Narrator: [Voiceover] For less than one dollar per day, you could help feed a starving guillotine like Pierre, or Jacques or Gabriel. They haven’t done anything wrong except be born into a community without access to the nourishing blood of the ultra wealthy that they so desperately need. So please, call today. You’ll be glad you did.
The only thing that “needs robber barons” is an empty guillotine.
[“Angel” by Sarah McLaughlin starts playing in the background]
[Fade in: B-Roll of sad, emaciated, juvenile guillotines doing chores in a squalid shanty town.]
Narrator: [Voiceover] For less than one dollar per day, you could help feed a starving guillotine like Pierre, or Jacques or Gabriel. They haven’t done anything wrong except be born into a community without access to the nourishing blood of the ultra wealthy that they so desperately need. So please, call today. You’ll be glad you did.