• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    DM: “Written on the door in beautiful caligraphy carved directly into the stone are the words ‘Pedo mellon a minno’.”

    Party: …

    DM: “You recognize it as Elvish. It translates to ‘Speak friend and enter.’”

    Party: …

    DM: “It’s telling you, in elvish, to speak the word ‘friend’”.

    Party: …

    DM “You can just say the word for ‘friend’ to gain entry”

    Party: “Friend!”

    DM: “No, no, say the word for ‘friend’ in Elvish.”

    Party: …

    DM: “It’s literally written on the wall in the text of the riddle.”

    Party: …

    DM: “I just said it, and it is written write there.”

    Party: …

    DM: “It’s ‘mellon’.”

    Party: …

    DM: “Say ‘mellon’ and the door will open.”

    Party: …

    DM: “SAY MELLON!!!”

    Party: “Uh… ‘Mellon.’”

    DM: deeeep breath “The door swings open revealing a dark tunnel in front of you.”

    Party: “Crap, I don’t have have dark vision. Can we go back to the village to buy some torches?”

    DM: …