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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago

Eat your heart out, Einstein.

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Eat your heart out, Einstein.

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca
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    How is this any different than the ramblings of the local crackhead in the Walmart parking lot?

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    You’re missing out the best part. In the original post there’s a PHD dude from MIT who just replies with “what”

    • InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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      COUNTLESS sleepless nights

      • bampop@lemmy.world
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        That’s at least 3

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    If E=mc² and E=mc²+AI, it follows that AI=0. Which is an understatement because it doesn’t just achieve nothing, it achieves regression.

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      it’s means that either Artificial is zero, or Intelligence is zero (or both). given that we know it’s artificial, it means that it has zero intelligence

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    It’s a real LI post:

    https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7239360707425697792/

    But I just read it and all of the author’s replies to comments and I am still only about 70% sure he’s joking. He must be though, right? He’s an undergrad at Georgia Tech.

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      1000082570

      1000082569

  • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    The AI actually represents the extra energy use caused overcomplicating things by adding the coolest new thing without thinking about what it is and how it might help

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    One could use Bayes’ law, replacing B with I:

    P(A|I) = P(I|A)P(A)/P(I)
    
    • Forbo@lemmy.ml
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      APPLE PEN

      PINEAPPLE PEN

      UHN

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        Pen pineapple apple pen

        • Rose56@lemmy.ca
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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfuiB52K7X8

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    Likedin is a stand up comedy platform.

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    “symbolizes”

    You made a fucking logo and it sucks. Countless sleepless nights better spent at art school.

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      E=MC^4

      this symbolizes your mum

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    This is copied from an older LinkedIn-comment, and as such I’m pretty convinced this one is satire.

    The original though, I’m not so sure.

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    Undergraduate

    Neuroscience

    What gives them any credibility when it comes to computer science? The Dunning-Kruger is strong with this bubble.

    Edit: After scrolling through their comment responses and comments under other posts, I’m fairly certain they’re just trolling.

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      Machine learning models use artificial neurons. “Neuroscience” contains all the letters from “neurons”. “Computer science” is missing an n.

      Who’s stupid now?

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        This is a flawless argument

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    The stupid, it burns

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    Go Go Gadget Gouge My Eyes Out!

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    Some guy in the 80’s was pushing the same thing but with “E=mc² + Texas Instruments Calculators”. This is old news. /s

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    Alright… Found the original post. I think this is satire and he got all his friends to say it’s brilliant.

    Edit: looks like he stole it from someone. I think this is copypasta. Brilliant

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    College has become convincing dumb rich kids they are smart while convincing smart poor kids they are dumb.

    I know there are good professors, good people who work at universities, that isn’t who I want to criticise, just to be clear. But once accounting for that, the rest is just a fucked to death flaming pile of shit

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