Context is the delicacy known variously as Fleischkäse, Leberkäse or local variations (the post for instance uses the phonetic spelling lewakas for their local pronunciation). It is often served as a slice in a white bread bun, which also has different names such as Wecken or Semmel (or, again, semme in the post’s locale).
> me
> trainee at Merkur [an Austrian grocery chain]
> assigned to the meat counter
> a lady comes to order from me
> hear from far off that she’s a German
“Yes, Hi, good afternoon, I’d like a Wecken with that Fleischkäse here, is that possible?”
> tf did she just say
> around here, that’s still called Leberkäse-Semmel
“And please not too thick, it doesn’t taste good anymore if it’s that thick”
> mfw
> around here, that’s a war crime
> prepare to cut
“Noooo, see, that’s already too thick for me. Half as thick, at most.”
> bro do you want it translucent
> hear her cuss quietly
“Why those Austrians always want their Fleischkäse slices so damn thick…”
> daft cunt
> cut her a 1cm [0.4 in] thin slice
“So much for this being the best store around…”
> that’s it
> throw the slice in her face with full power
> boss has seen it
> he’s dying laughing
> still reprimands me
Context is the delicacy known variously as Fleischkäse, Leberkäse or local variations (the post for instance uses the phonetic spelling lewakas for their local pronunciation). It is often served as a slice in a white bread bun, which also has different names such as Wecken or Semmel (or, again, semme in the post’s locale).
> me
> trainee at Merkur [an Austrian grocery chain]
> assigned to the meat counter
> a lady comes to order from me
> hear from far off that she’s a German
“Yes, Hi, good afternoon, I’d like a Wecken with that Fleischkäse here, is that possible?”
> tf did she just say
> around here, that’s still called Leberkäse-Semmel
“And please not too thick, it doesn’t taste good anymore if it’s that thick”
> mfw
> around here, that’s a war crime
> prepare to cut
“Noooo, see, that’s already too thick for me. Half as thick, at most.”
> bro do you want it translucent
> hear her cuss quietly
“Why those Austrians always want their Fleischkäse slices so damn thick…”
> daft cunt
> cut her a 1cm [0.4 in] thin slice
“So much for this being the best store around…”
> that’s it
> throw the slice in her face with full power
> boss has seen it
> he’s dying laughing
> still reprimands me
It’s damn hard being the best