• sturger@sh.itjust.works
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    9 hours ago

    I am definitely not an outgoing or social person, but a big “Thank You” to all those pro-self-checkout folks ITT for making me feel like a social butterfly. I’m gonna brag and annouce I can say, “Hi.” and “Thanks” to a cashier like a goddamn boss.

    That is if the cashier isn’t even more socially awkward/angry at their boss than I am and refuses to talk at all.

    Woot! I’m gonna run for office!

    Reporter: “Sturger, how are your policies going to improve life for the average voter?”
    Me: “Get these goddamn cameras and microphones out of my fucking face. Thanks.”

    Camera pans as I my shopping cart out the door like a pro.