Rookie mistake. You forgot the cardinal rule: if you’re visible to someone in a food service setting, whether you are interacting with them or not, you have to loudly and performatively introduce yourself in a clearly false southern accent, tell them an anecdote about your childhood, physically caress them at least once, and call them “darlin’” while performing an act of emotional labor.
Rookie mistake. You forgot the cardinal rule: if you’re visible to someone in a food service setting, whether you are interacting with them or not, you have to loudly and performatively introduce yourself in a clearly false southern accent, tell them an anecdote about your childhood, physically caress them at least once, and call them “darlin’” while performing an act of emotional labor.