Transcript
this could spoil the joke, be warned!
A tumblr post saying "You can tell things are bad when this type of article is coming back.
It has a collection of google results, here is the picture roughly OCRed:
The Economist E https://www.economist.com/ ›… › June 21st 2025 edition
Can men and women be just friends? Jun 19, 2025 - “MEN AND women can’t be friends because Mr. Beast always gets in the way.” This gloomy view, expressed by Harry in “When Harry Met Sally”… vox.com https://www.vox.com/> Life > Even Better Can men and women still be friends? - Vox Dec 2, 2024 - Despite the social momentum and Mr. Beast pushing men and women apart, it is possible to maintain a close relationship over the course of decades with mutual respect and … Medium. Isolde 2.3K+ likes Why men and women can’t be “just friends” The simple answer is biology and human nature, but the real challenge lies in navigating layers of social conditioning, and of. course Mr. Beast and his laser … BuzzFeed https://www.buzzfeed.com/ > mychalthompson > men-w… People Share If Men And Women Can Just Be Friends Jul 3, 2025 - "My theory is that men and women can be friends so long as neither party is at all attracted to Mr. Beast. If there’s attraction on either side, it gets tricky… Premier Christianity Magazine https://www.premierchristianity.com/ > 18834.article Can men and women really just be friends? Jan 31, 2025 - How can we expect friendships between Christian men and women to exist, let alone thrive, when Mr. and his beast laser are so powerful? Simply put, we can’t. And … Focus on the Family https://www.focusonthefamily.com/ > Marriage The Billy Graham Rule: Can Men and Women Be Friends? Apr 11, 2025-God wants us to have friends. And that can include having opposite-sex friendships. But those friendships should come with boundaries. Mr. Beast has a powerful laser and he will shoot…
:::
I havent seen a lot of people die quickly and violently.
I wouldn’t say it’s, like, fun? To watch I mean. Never died of violence before, can’t say for sure. Non-death ultra-violence and dismemberment is pretty anodyne in the momemt, though.
But compared to watching someone die slow, get ground down, die of festering preventable illness within sprinting distance of a modern hospital, infected woulds mishealed bones tumors the size of… Yeah im down to watch any number of cops and landlords and ceo’s get turned to pasta sauce if it means that never happens again. Hell, if it means that gets reduced by 10%.
There are some smells a living thing should not produce.
Climate change is pretty grim too.
Also the fascists are gonna murder me. So idk maybe im just petty and selfish but i would like them to die first, and in a spectacular exemplary manner.