• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Breaking news, senator Josh Hawley dead from apparent car bomb attack. This comes just days after sen. Josh publicly licked trumps taint.

    Senator Josh was a huge bitch and his wife is reportedly "happy he’s dead as he had a “hella small dick” and weak “moves.”

    Sigh, a guy came dream. On a side note, any of yall got an anthrax plug?