Location: North Florida, US

  • salty_chief@lemmy.worldOP
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    2 days ago

    Wait…are you the River Demon? Because you sound like the River Demon.

    You know the malevolent demon that eats anything in the river. It has consumed boats, houses, coolers and people. When it can’t find food it greats a flood.