• originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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    5 days ago

    That didn’t happen. And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. And if it was, that’s not a big deal. And if it is, that’s not my fault. <— we are here — And if it was, I didn’t mean it. And if I did, you deserved it.

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      5 days ago

      I suspect he doesn’t have the self-control to stop himself from reciting the rest of the Narcissist’s Prayer. The big question is: which one of the usual excuses is he going to spout off to justify sexually assaulting children?

      The victim-blaming DARVO classic of pedos everywhere, “they came onto him”?

      Or maybe a return to religious form, saying “it’s their fault for dressing provocatively”?

      Although, he is known to roleplay being a businessman. Perhaps he will dig himself a nice hole and claim it was transactional, “and he paid them for their work”. Then again, he’s notorious for never paying his bills…

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      4 days ago

      That didn’t happen.
      And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
      And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
      And if it is, that’s not my fault. <— we are here
      And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
      And if I did, you deserved it.