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Hey. You don’t know that Gandalf wasn’t wearing a sequinned g-string under his robes.
Gandalf DID know how to party, come to think of it…
Also the Balrog’s POV: old man mooning you yells “fly you fools” and goes at you dick out balls first.
And moneyshots you "across the mountainside* as the first recorded Balrogkaki.
What the trio saw in the forest later was just his afterglowing clarity.
