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    Announcer: In the latest news, China has placed one of its television networks under stricter government control, setting up a Party official to monitor its broadcasts for an anti-gove…

    (Frantic whispering from off-camera.)

    Announcer: (to the off-screen voice) What? The USA? CBS? FCC?

    (Continued whispering from off-camera.)

    Announcer: (to camera) In these glorious United States of America, the government has decided that the collection of biased traitors at CBS will be monitored by a special office of the FCC to ensure they do not report negatively about our Great Leader.