Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

Anon thinks about elephants

sh.itjust.works

message-square
45
fedilink
400

Anon thinks about elephants

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
message-square
45
fedilink
  • papalonian@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    125
    ·
    4 days ago

    Musth is a periodic condition in male elephants characterized by aggressive behavior and accompanied by a large rise in reproductive hormones.

    The image from the OOP is in the article. TL;DR, male elephants get crazy angry when they’re horny you assert their dominance.

    • frog@feddit.uk
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      arrow-down
      95
      ·
      4 days ago

      Musk is a male asshole characterized by aggressive Nazi behavior and accompanied by a large rise in reproductive hormones.

      • Denjin@lemmings.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        121
        arrow-down
        4
        ·
        4 days ago

        Could we try going five minutes without bringing him up? It’s exhausting.

        • Fleur_@aussie.zone
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          arrow-down
          2
          ·
          3 days ago

          Idk why my keyword filter didn’t pick this comment up but I wish it did

          • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            10
            arrow-down
            2
            ·
            3 days ago

            I think the keyword filters are just for posts, at least for the client I’m using (Thunder). However I would love if comment filtering was a thing.

            • idunnololz@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              4
              arrow-down
              1
              ·
              3 days ago

              Some apps do have comment foltering by keywords such as Summit! (Disclaimer: I am the developer)

              • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                2
                arrow-down
                1
                ·
                3 days ago

                Interesting. I’m going to give it a try. I’ve been wanting something that has more powerful filtering capabilities.

      • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        2 days ago

        Musth, not Musk

      • BreadOven@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        3 days ago

        Fuck off.

        • frog@feddit.uk
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          arrow-down
          6
          ·
          2 days ago

          Fuck off.

          • elevenbones@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            2 days ago

            Uhhh no u

            • frog@feddit.uk
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              arrow-down
              1
              ·
              1 day ago

              Uhhh no u

          • BreadOven@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            2 days ago

            No u.

            • frog@feddit.uk
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              arrow-down
              1
              ·
              1 day ago

              No u.

      • Deme@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        12
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        4 days ago

        Are you implying that he would be the most emotionally intelligent and empathetic animal on the planet, were it not for puberty?

        • theneverfox@pawb.social
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          arrow-down
          6
          ·
          3 days ago

          He was doing really well before he met Trump in the white house for the first time. He was still an idiot, and apparently a Nazi, but he was very quiet about being a Nazi, and he was good at getting people excited for electric cars and space travel

          • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            2 days ago

            i get that he was good at getting people excited for electric cars and space travel, but that’s no excuse to slashing social safety nets. and that’s definitely what he intended to do when given the chance. it was only due to public backlash that it was stopped. sociopathic behavior.

            • theneverfox@pawb.social
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              2
              arrow-down
              1
              ·
              2 days ago

              Oh no, he was always a weird psycho and certified idiot. But musk before and meeting Trump in the Whitehouse is night and day

      • Flax@feddit.uk
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        arrow-down
        4
        ·
        2 days ago

        Rent free

        • forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          2 days ago

          Do you have to pay rent to think about something?

          That sounds expensive. Unless, of course, you’re more comfortable not holding into any thought. 🤣

          • Flax@feddit.uk
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            1
            arrow-down
            2
            ·
            2 days ago

            He should be paying rent for occupying your thoughts

            • forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              2 days ago

              Lol.

              Proud of ourselves, are we?

              Weirdo

Greentext@sh.itjust.works

greentext@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 402 users / day
  • 2.87K users / week
  • 7.58K users / month
  • 17.3K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 6.85K subscribers
  • 1.54K Posts
  • 64.7K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works
  • BE: 0.19.9
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org