If we wanna stick to something Slavic the language would have been some form of Proto-Balto-Slavic (Wikipedia says it’s era began in the 2nd m. BC) or maybe Proto-Indo-European (which’s era “ends” c. 2500 BC) morphing into Proto-Baltic-Slavic, right?
But then the location would be impossible, since as another comment mentioned Slavs didn’t penetrate into Siberia till the 16th century.
I’m too lazy right now to reconstruct this meme with the bottom panel referencing some form of Uralic or Turkic instead.
(This comment is not meant in a negative way btw. I love the idea and think it’s quite funny!)
If we wanna stick to something Slavic the language would have been some form of Proto-Balto-Slavic (Wikipedia says it’s era began in the 2nd m. BC) or maybe Proto-Indo-European (which’s era “ends” c. 2500 BC) morphing into Proto-Baltic-Slavic, right?
But then the location would be impossible, since as another comment mentioned Slavs didn’t penetrate into Siberia till the 16th century.
I’m too lazy right now to reconstruct this meme with the bottom panel referencing some form of Uralic or Turkic instead.
(This comment is not meant in a negative way btw. I love the idea and think it’s quite funny!)
Just use Hungarian or something