• GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    Three and a half supersoldiers, a lady who can walk through walls, and Superman but with DID, don’t quite make a functional Avengers team. Gonna need just a teeny bit more powers diversity in there.

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        11 days ago

        Captain America: Supersoldier who is also an top-tier tactician

        Hulk: Unstoppable green god-level strength rage monster who can also transform into one of the smartest people on Earth

        Thor: God-level strength combined with flight and lightning powers, has some familiarity with magic, has Asgardian diplomatic ties

        vs.

        Red Guardian: Discount Captain America without a shield or extraordinary leadership abilities, but also past his expiration date

        Bucky: Discount Captain America with a robot arm and will use guns, no shield, no extraordinary leadership abilities

        US Agent: Discount Captain America with a folded taco shield, no extraordinary leadership abilities, in fact it seems like his personality actively causes people to hate him. Also he beheaded a guy on national television.

        I mean, I love this team of fuck-ups but they gotta diversify that roster a little if they’re going to call themselves Avengers.