or do you just imagine them whilst achieving ultra-super-cilmax from bashing during pon farr?

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    • Captain: James T. Kirk
    • Number One: 2 (of the Raza)
    • Helm Officer: Beka Valentine
    • Tactical Officer: Colonel Jack O’Neill
    • Chief of Security: Ka D’Argo
    • Chief Assassin: Aeryn Sun
    • Strike Team: Vic Mackey, Kira Nerys, 5 (of the Raza), Tom Paris, Ro Laren
    • Chief Science Officer: Spock
    • Ship’s Counsellor: Pa’u Zotoh Zhaan
    • Chief Engineer: Miles O’Brien
    • Deputy Chief Engineer: Seamus Harper
    • Chief Medical Officer: Blazin’ Bev Crusher
    • Constable/Internal Affairs: Odo
    • Chief Steward (Ten Forward): Quark
    • Entertainment Officer: Cat (of the Red Dwarf)
    • Ship’s Computer: Andromeda Ascendant
    • Prime Directive Council: Picard, Janeway, Sisko
    • AI Rights council: Data, the Emergency Medical Hologram, Arnold J. Rimmer
    • Taichi & warrior bullshit gurus: Worf, 4 (of the Raza)
    • Quartermaster: Dominar Rygel XVI
    • Ship’s Tailor: Garak
    • Poker night: Will Riker, 3 (of the Raza), Chiana, Montgomery Scott, Dave Lister, Q (I mean, who could stop him from attending), Ace Rimmer, Jadzia Dax, Guinan
    • After party: Will for sure, 2, Rygel, Chiana, Blazin’ Bev, John Crichton, Garak, Zhaan
    • Kid’s Table: Wesley Crusher, 5 (of the Raza), Alexander Rozhenko, Dr Julian Bashir
    • Cadets: Nog, Jake Sisko
    • Chief Honour Officer: Gowron
    • Audience stand-in: John Crichton

    Just off the top of my head.

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      This is a fantastic list!

      I’m getting a request from a “HAL 9000” to join the AI Rights council. Should we open frequencies?

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      Great list. I think you and I might be the only people that actually liked Dark Matter, everyone else seems to write it off as wannabe Firefly and that’s… not inaccurate, but I still enjoyed it, haha.

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        Dark Matter was fun, so was Killjoys. I watched both when they were airing.

        That’s the thing, looking back…it’s easy to compare those types of shows against everything better that came before. However, at the time; it was just new material. I go into these situations with low expectations so as not to be disappointed.

        They can’t all be zingers, right?

        Edit: after re-reading this in a more enlightened state (1 day older & a bit less intoxicated), I’ve come to a better conclusion… We generally look back and only remember the best & worst things. Mediocre or “it was okay” get forgotten.

        The shoulders or taint of the giants on which we stand get left behind.

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        It’s been so long between the last time I saw Firefly or Serenity and when I started watching Dark Matter (only a few months ago), the comparison didn’t even occur to me.

        There is some overlap, but IMHO not much more than any other “rag tag group of fugitives on a powerful ship” sci fi. Speaking of which, only after I posted did I think “oh, I forgot to find a role for Avon from Blake’s 7.”