or do you just imagine them whilst achieving ultra-super-cilmax from bashing during pon farr?
Is Tuvix managing other positions single-handed, or are there many Tuvices?
They exist in a state of quantum entanglement.
It would be paradoxical to quantify them directly; resulting in a Tribble situation.
Dr Umbengabones is the perfect lead for my Zombie Trek (Star Amble?) series!
- Captain: James T. Kirk
- Number One: 2 (of the Raza)
- Helm Officer: Beka Valentine
- Tactical Officer: Colonel Jack O’Neill
- Chief of Security: Ka D’Argo
- Chief Assassin: Aeryn Sun
- Strike Team: Vic Mackey, Kira Nerys, 5 (of the Raza), Tom Paris, Ro Laren
- Chief Science Officer: Spock
- Ship’s Counsellor: Pa’u Zotoh Zhaan
- Chief Engineer: Miles O’Brien
- Deputy Chief Engineer: Seamus Harper
- Chief Medical Officer: Blazin’ Bev Crusher
- Constable/Internal Affairs: Odo
- Chief Steward (Ten Forward): Quark
- Entertainment Officer: Cat (of the Red Dwarf)
- Ship’s Computer: Andromeda Ascendant
- Prime Directive Council: Picard, Janeway, Sisko
- AI Rights council: Data, the Emergency Medical Hologram, Arnold J. Rimmer
- Taichi & warrior bullshit gurus: Worf, 4 (of the Raza)
- Quartermaster: Dominar Rygel XVI
- Ship’s Tailor: Garak
- Poker night: Will Riker, 3 (of the Raza), Chiana, Montgomery Scott, Dave Lister, Q (I mean, who could stop him from attending), Ace Rimmer, Jadzia Dax, Guinan
- After party: Will for sure, 2, Rygel, Chiana, Blazin’ Bev, John Crichton, Garak, Zhaan
- Kid’s Table: Wesley Crusher, 5 (of the Raza), Alexander Rozhenko, Dr Julian Bashir
- Cadets: Nog, Jake Sisko
- Chief Honour Officer: Gowron
- Audience stand-in: John Crichton
Just off the top of my head.
Great list. I think you and I might be the only people that actually liked Dark Matter, everyone else seems to write it off as wannabe Firefly and that’s… not inaccurate, but I still enjoyed it, haha.
It’s been so long between the last time I saw Firefly or Serenity and when I started watching Dark Matter (only a few months ago), the comparison didn’t even occur to me.
There is some overlap, but IMHO not much more than any other “rag tag group of fugitives on a powerful ship” sci fi. Speaking of which, only after I posted did I think “oh, I forgot to find a role for Avon from Blake’s 7.”
My first thought was, “what, like captain Galadriel? Chief engineer Gandalf, doctor Arwen and nurse Gimli?”
I’d watch that.Kimli: I have taken my worst wound at this duty assignment… having looked my last upon that which is fairest. Henceforth I will call nothing fair unless it be her promoting me.
Parisolas: What was her gift?
Kimli: I asked her for one pip from her golden collar. She gave me none.
Fool of a Tuvix!
Nurse Femli could maybe try 'n fix me.
Please mess with the knobby bits of the transporter next time, chief engineer Nightwatch Admin. We’ll fudge up the stardates and logs so Admiral “Whatever-Today-Is” doesn’t fire us.
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“E’s ded cap’in”
“Quick, you grab his wallet while I take his tricorder”
Aww. You really did something to me with this one.
“Borg. Borg in the deep”
Party Compilator. Is that a landing party compilator or a birthday party compilator? Either answer is acceptable.
It’s not easy keeping track of all the different birthdays when you have to take into account so many different variables.
It’s not entirely Star Trek, but The Babysitter had a similar question.
That was pretty good, thanks. Might have to give the full thing a watch. I didn’t even consider recruiting outside of Starfleet. I could get Andrew Bird as the ship’s computer (but he just whistles everything). Hair Seldon as counselor. Master/Blaster or maybe Dracula for security detail.
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