• theangryseal@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    My dog is going through puppetry and has reverted and started pissing on things. We are not currently best friends.

    My dog deliberately goes out of his way to step in the shit he just took. We are not currently best friends.

    My dog has decided that cat shit is a delicacy. We are not currently best friends.

    My dog has decided that legs don’t have to consent. We are not currently best friends.

    I have decided to donate his testicles to the local veterinarian. We will be even, we will be best friends again.

    But, if you insist, here my dummy for your viewing pleasure.

    Edit:

    I thought this was the post about wanting pics of pets. I’m as dumb as my dog is. :p