• logicbomb@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    I randomly opened it to the first page, and now I’ve created my own universe.

    What am I supposed to do with this? It seems like a lot of trouble. I’m thinking that if I just ignore it, maybe it will go away.

    • suigenerix@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      Nice. You are now a god. But the bible says there is only one true God. So you and “God” must fight an epic battle to determine who that is.

      Most importantly, give me a couple of weeks to option the film rights. We’ll also get you a three-book deal, and of course, some very cool merchandise.

      The film residuals alone will set you up nicely for retirement. But the real grift money will be made from fans paying you their 10% tithe for the rest of their lives.

    • YerLam@lemmy.world
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      23 hours ago

      “In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”