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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish ·
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Take out a huge loan

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Take out a huge loan

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    > Open 2 bank accounts
    > Get 2 credit cards
    > Use 1 cc to pay the bill of the other cc
    > repeat until credit score is big and cc limit is thru the roof
    > go on spending spree
    > 2 months of everything free
    > flee to country that won’t deport you as criminal

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      As someone who games banks as best I can this would absolutely not work.

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        Not anymore at least

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        Share your wisdom on how you would best take out a loan before suicide

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        As best you legally can…

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          Ah, yes, let’s go with that.

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      Credit cards caught on to this around 2010 or so. That’s why balance transfers always have a fee now. You could do this with either balance transfers or cash advances, both of which have fees now. So you’ll end up increasing the balance by 3% each month.

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      My grandparents did this for decades with 20+ cards. Yes it’s illegal to do this.

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