Guys, there are definitely NO Epstein files, but also, we shouldn’t release the Epstein files that DON’T exist, because they were written by the radical left, so they must contain stuff that would help the left if released, so why didn’t the left release them when they were in charge? Clearly because they don’t exist.
Throwback to this interview where there was no hesitation promising to declassify 9/11 files, and JFK files, but on the Epstein files, “less so,” because, “you don’t want to affect people’s lives if it’s phony stuff in there.” Because we all know Trump loves to think about the wellbeing of lots of people other than himself.
So anyway, let’s not release the files that don’t exist because they definitely don’t contain phony stuff that would never incriminate certain people who definitely aren’t Donald Trump.
Guys, there are definitely NO Epstein files, but also, we shouldn’t release the Epstein files that DON’T exist, because they were written by the radical left, so they must contain stuff that would help the left if released, so why didn’t the left release them when they were in charge? Clearly because they don’t exist.
Throwback to this interview where there was no hesitation promising to declassify 9/11 files, and JFK files, but on the Epstein files, “less so,” because, “you don’t want to affect people’s lives if it’s phony stuff in there.” Because we all know Trump loves to think about the wellbeing of lots of people other than himself.
So anyway, let’s not release the files that don’t exist because they definitely don’t contain phony stuff that would never incriminate certain people who definitely aren’t Donald Trump.