It’s like going back into my Microsoft Loyalist Extremist phase I had as a teenager.
Thank you for creating Microsoft porn content!
I hope you’re using a screen protector
Presumed fun fact:
Your phone makes a good snack plate in a pinch.
Naturally its full of germs from your hands, but its well known that germs from your hands will get into your mouth anyway. It beats a questionable surface that might be touched by other peoples hand.
Come again?
lcd orgasm is a lie
What’s that silly joke people keep making about the trackpoint?
I know this jig. You just want me to say the word clitoris, I won’t fall for it.
OLED’s are a downgrade
lickable UI is definitely going to, er, come back as an advertising tagline for a model of sexbot
I’m going to sue them for so much money!
Why windows instead of linux?
Because they pay me to say it.
Thank you for creating tongue screen content!
My pleasure!
Yeah, you’d only catch me doing something like that to a machine running Linux, windows is a massive turn off tbh
Sorry, this is the year of the Windows Desktop.
Soooo truuuuu 🤣
