• outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 days ago

    Whereas my unsolicited advice as a lemming is way more fun. So, to start with, im gonna need you to get an obsidian dagger, and look up where to buy live chickens.

    Also, get some gloves, bleach, and antiemetics; this is gonna get messy.