And thou shalt wait and watch Leonard’s sickness grow and spread, for it is righteous. If Leonard would not choose to die from an infection with unaffordable treatment, Leonard should be birthed with more wealth. And God says unto them via translations bastardized upon bastardization and again, “though I did not create thee with straps upon thine body, yea thou shalt purchase boots with straps allowing levitation. Verily and shit.”