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minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·4 days agoMeanwhile, I get my dong dapped up every time I go through.
minus-squareMrsDoyle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·4 days agoI had a lady in Cairo working my breasts like she was taking the lids off jars. Hornk hornk hornk. All behind a curtain so my modesty was protected.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 days agoCommon check to see if you have fake screw-on boobs
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 days agoMaybe it happens more than we know in the middle east. Any screw on boobies have to go in the trays, no exceptions.
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoThat’s standard airport procedure: you have to unjar the jugs. Personally I can’t be arsed to protect my modesty; I’m trying to get on a flight. Just check the goods and lemme go on.
minus-squareEstradiol Enjoyer @lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 days agothat’s called an Alabama Handshake
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoIt’s not even ginormous or nothin’ Madness.
Meanwhile, I get my dong dapped up every time I go through.
I had a lady in Cairo working my breasts like she was taking the lids off jars. Hornk hornk hornk. All behind a curtain so my modesty was protected.
Common check to see if you have fake screw-on boobs
Maybe it happens more than we know in the middle east.
Any screw on boobies have to go in the trays, no exceptions.
That’s standard airport procedure: you have to unjar the jugs.
Personally I can’t be arsed to protect my modesty; I’m trying to get on a flight. Just check the goods and lemme go on.
that’s called an Alabama Handshake
They can’t resist the dong
It’s not even ginormous or nothin’
Madness.
Wassup Mr. Hotcock