• Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    BREAKING: The Epstein client list was found dead this morning, having burned itself to ashes in an apparent suicide. Cameras near the AG’s desk had been turned off for routine maintenance for 3 hours during the night. Friends of the list report that it was feeling hopeless and without purpose.