the giant sclae in the middle of the ocean
Has “Rand McNally” vibes
God what a horrifying idea.
This actually makes a lot of sense. The country seems to be going to shit, and Ohio is a shithole. I’ve done the math, it checks out.
Where’s O-low-o?
OwO?
Should have expected that!
I’m in the current Ohio. Under no circumstances should we be granted any additional territory.
In fact we should delete Ohio by giving some to Pennsylvania, some to wv and some to Kentucky. Nothing to Indiana because fuck that waste of space.
We demand you return Toledo.
Stop playing, we all know that nobody wants Toledo.
I like how even Ohio wants nothing to do with Florida.
Mexico? Could be Ohio, someday.
Florida? … Nah, we’re good.
also, missed opportunity to call our favorite vacation state Ohawaiio.
The giant scale in the middle of the ocean
The giant scale off the coast of OhioThe giant scale in the middle of the ocean
The giant scale in the Gulf of Ohio
Ahio
Bhio
Chio
Dhio
Ehio
…
Zhio
AAhio
ABhioAh yes, the Ohio of Babel.
In the good timeline, this is how all the states would have been named.
