Good wine comes from France/Italy, you can get some cheap stuff locally

American whiskey just tastes terrible, bourbon will show you why they all have diabetes

Also, Canadians just hate anything American, that’s why Christianity and Football (that kind) were only for gay people before, now I’m sure kids have some other derogatory term for people that follow those things. A lot of words to say ordering American whiskey is a good way to start a bar fight