Old joke. Back in the day, condoms were made of sheep intestines. One day a student was brought before the judges on the charge of having sex with a prostitute. The student claimed that by using a condom he had not actually had sex and should be freed.
The judges told him that the penalty for sleeping with a prostitute was a 15 shilling fine, but the penalty for having sex with a dead sheep was a hundred lashes.
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Old joke. Back in the day, condoms were made of sheep intestines. One day a student was brought before the judges on the charge of having sex with a prostitute. The student claimed that by using a condom he had not actually had sex and should be freed.
The judges told him that the penalty for sleeping with a prostitute was a 15 shilling fine, but the penalty for having sex with a dead sheep was a hundred lashes.