It’s a funny meme, but Picard had more game than Kirk and it’s not even close.
Kirk was a super nerd who did super nerd shit to beat a unbeatable test.
Picard got into bar fights with nausicans and threw down with klingons.
The only reason anyone thinks it’s the other way around is their first officer.
Spock was the super level headed logical voice of reason, and anyone looks like a bad ass hunk in comparison.
In contrast, Riker would bang anything with a pulse that was willing. Arguably anything femme enough, or at least masc-stereotype enough, that also wanted him, was open for The Riker Maneuver. And anything standing in his way either gets intimidated or beaten down.
I challenge anyone to find mea being that looks like a slutty hothead in comparison to Riker.
Okay okay okay.
It’s a funny meme, but Picard had more game than Kirk and it’s not even close.
Kirk was a super nerd who did super nerd shit to beat a unbeatable test.
Picard got into bar fights with nausicans and threw down with klingons.
The only reason anyone thinks it’s the other way around is their first officer.
Spock was the super level headed logical voice of reason, and anyone looks like a bad ass hunk in comparison.
In contrast, Riker would bang anything with a pulse that was willing. Arguably anything femme enough, or at least masc-stereotype enough, that also wanted him, was open for The Riker Maneuver. And anything standing in his way either gets intimidated or beaten down.
I challenge anyone to find mea being that looks like a slutty hothead in comparison to Riker.
Hawkeye
https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/the-hawkeye-initiative
… Okay find me another one.
Jack Harkness
Listen here you little shit…
Definitely out-sluts Riker, I can’t see Riker hooking up with an insectoid.
Yeah Riker has nothing on Captain Jack.