• GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    Kirk was described by one of his peers at the Academy as “a pile of textbooks with legs.”

    Picard got stabbed in the heart during a game of space pool and had a laugh about it.

    Kirk barely survived encountering Trelane by getting Trelane’s parents involved.

    Picard tangled with Q on a regular basis and continually maintained the respect and admiration of a nigh-omnipotent being.

    Kirk fucked around.

    Picard fucked hard.